MissOwlit

The Modern English GH swirled its cloak. “Haha! I’m a master of disguise! Look, I’m pronounced /ɡ/ !” It swirled the cloak again. “And now I’m pronounced /f/ !” It swirled the cloak once more. “And now I’m completely silent! Haha! HAHAHAHAHA!” The Middle Dutch GH looked on with mild concern. “Do you think we should… say something?” “Mmm?” said the Standard Italian GH. “Well, I mean,” said the Middle Dutch GH. “This ‘master of disguise’ stuff. It’s not actually changing at all, is it? It always looks exactly